Ever since I first got the thing about two years ago. I mean, to be honest? The whole magical girl thing was kinda forced on me. One minute I'm trying on an antique piece of costume jewelry and the next I wake up looking like I walked off a crime scene with this thing stuck to me like a NEET on welfare checks.

[Kari, you are the last person to be making smart remarks at NEETs.]

Most of what I do is try to find people who might know more about this thing so I can find a way to get rid of it. I mean, spiritual possessions aside, it's not really safe having something this powerful around.