7TH ☄ s h o o t i n g s t a r ☄ v o i c e

[magicalesbian]

My fellow Lucetizens! [She still thinks it's funny okay.] I'm sure it's been on everyone's minds since that last announcement, but just what kind of weaknesses do you think we're going to have to face? I mean, most of us have experience with some pretty terrible shifts back in that bad-end timeline, so I think we know what kind of things can be thrown at us. But how many people here can say they really understand their own weaknesses?

So I got to thinking! We all have a responsibility here to help those who want to go back home, right? So we should take this chance to work together and figure out our weaknesses together! I mean, I don't think it's very reasonable to expect all of us to just overcome our problems by ourselves in a few weeks. That's crazy, right? But if we all know what everyone else might expect, then we can work together to help support each other!

Like, say some guy is like super tormented by an evil slime monster in his past that killed his beloved pet hamster, Toodles. But on the other hand, we've got a guy who's a world-renown slime monster slayer! If those two worked together, then maybe Mr. Slimophobia can get some support in overcoming his fear of slime monsters! Or, you know, he'll at least know to stick by Mr. Slime-killer when the time comes so he'll have someone to help bail him out of trouble. [Flawless logic.]

So! Here's what we should do. We'll get everyone together and just... talk things out! Just drop your name here, and everyone who knows you will chime in with what they think your biggest weakness is! Then, other people can see that and offer help or support. Of course, I know a lot of people might not want to risk hurting their friends feelings by listing off their faults, so just go ahead and cover up the camera if you wanna stay anonymous.

[There's no way this can end badly, nope.]

And don't be scared to put yourself out there! Don't forget, this is for everyone's benefit, so it's totally a judgement-free zone!

If you don't put your name down, then... well, I guess that's probably your big weakness then, huh.



((ooc: It's an IC honesty meme, guys!! Feel free to threadjack to your heart's content. For any anonymous comments, you can put ANONYMOUS in the subject so people still know OOCly which character is saying what. If your character wouldn't post to this themselves but you still want to participate, you can handwave/ask another player for someone else to post their name for them.))

Comments

[explaining]

Word gets around. Nobles usually don't have a lot to do outside of gossip. [That, at least, is true.] Professor Nebilim teaches the young Prince Peony, so by relation you're also someone to talk about.

[jadedpast]

Hmph. It sounds more like surveillance to me.

What is your interest in the Malkuth royal house? [Because clearly that's what this Guy is truly getting at.]

[explaining]

Would you believe me if I told you it wasn't anything untoward?

[jadedpast]

It could be possible, but I won't tell you if I believe you.

[explaining]

Either way, it's not. I'm just concerned about the heir; I've heard some stories about how he's going there and I was hoping to get an idea of the caliber of people with whom he associates. [God, trying to talk all stiff and noble after so long talking like a servant... He's had a lot of practice in the courts back in Malkuth but he still hates it.]

[jadedpast]

You don't have to worry about. We may have some undesirable company from time to time, but that's irrelevant. As long as I'm around, no assassin or monster will catch the prince off-guard. I can assure you of that. [Why does it sound like a threat...]

[explaining]

[Guy stifles a snort at that 'undesirable company.' He can guess who that's supposed to be.]

Are you acting as his body guard?

[jadedpast]

I can act as one if need be. I can certainly do a better job than his own bodyguards. It would be far too troublesome for me to let any danger get the better of him.

[explaining]

Better than the royal guards, huh? What makes you better at protecting His Highness than they are?

[jadedpast]

Because the prince and I have managed to pass right under the noses of those guards all the time. You can tell your royal friends how inefficient their security is. I'm the only one truly skilled enough.

[explaining]

I'll definitely let them know they need to polish their skills. Thanks for letting me know, Jade.

[jadedpast]

I'll be surprised if they actually do improve.

Will that be all? You came to me about my 'weaknesses' and received others' instead.

[explaining]

No, that'll be all. Thank you for your time. [He'll just. Keep an eye out, despite Jade being a terrifyingly capable child.]

[jadedpast]

You're welcome.

And don't worry. I'm sure I'll find out a good amount of your weaknesses in turn.

[explaining]

[Oh, he's sure you will, Jade.]