7TH ☄ s h o o t i n g s t a r ☄ v o i c e

[magicalesbian]

My fellow Lucetizens! [She still thinks it's funny okay.] I'm sure it's been on everyone's minds since that last announcement, but just what kind of weaknesses do you think we're going to have to face? I mean, most of us have experience with some pretty terrible shifts back in that bad-end timeline, so I think we know what kind of things can be thrown at us. But how many people here can say they really understand their own weaknesses?

So I got to thinking! We all have a responsibility here to help those who want to go back home, right? So we should take this chance to work together and figure out our weaknesses together! I mean, I don't think it's very reasonable to expect all of us to just overcome our problems by ourselves in a few weeks. That's crazy, right? But if we all know what everyone else might expect, then we can work together to help support each other!

Like, say some guy is like super tormented by an evil slime monster in his past that killed his beloved pet hamster, Toodles. But on the other hand, we've got a guy who's a world-renown slime monster slayer! If those two worked together, then maybe Mr. Slimophobia can get some support in overcoming his fear of slime monsters! Or, you know, he'll at least know to stick by Mr. Slime-killer when the time comes so he'll have someone to help bail him out of trouble. [Flawless logic.]

So! Here's what we should do. We'll get everyone together and just... talk things out! Just drop your name here, and everyone who knows you will chime in with what they think your biggest weakness is! Then, other people can see that and offer help or support. Of course, I know a lot of people might not want to risk hurting their friends feelings by listing off their faults, so just go ahead and cover up the camera if you wanna stay anonymous.

[There's no way this can end badly, nope.]

And don't be scared to put yourself out there! Don't forget, this is for everyone's benefit, so it's totally a judgement-free zone!

If you don't put your name down, then... well, I guess that's probably your big weakness then, huh.



((ooc: It's an IC honesty meme, guys!! Feel free to threadjack to your heart's content. For any anonymous comments, you can put ANONYMOUS in the subject so people still know OOCly which character is saying what. If your character wouldn't post to this themselves but you still want to participate, you can handwave/ask another player for someone else to post their name for them.))

Comments

[misterbrief]

What do I care?

[He only smirks back at Firo. He'd pull the family card, but he feels it's more nasty just to smirk back at the boy and let him think whatever he wants.]

[foundafamily]

[Okay, that does throw him for a loop, but he'll try to come up with something.]

Wha--? Because you act like you're some hotshot alien guy, and it's gonna be embarrassin' when nobody cares!

[misterbrief]

My name is echoed throughout the far reaches of the galaxy, boy.

Hear me now when I tell you that somebody will care.

[Even if they hear he dies and they cheer. Someone will!]

[foundafamily]

You know where echoes happen? Empty places. It's just you shoutin' into an empty room, pal.

[misterbrief]

...

[He wants to say something about space and galaxies and the like but thinks better of it. Firo doesn't understand space yet.]

You know, I've changed my mind about you. How about I make you a deal. How would you like to see outer space?

[foundafamily]

[Thank you for your mercy on his brain, Vegeta.]

What? Hell no. There's nothin' to see out there except sky and stars and all that.

[misterbrief]

Oh no. It's far more interesting than that.

You could float around in the void of space and have your lungs implode in on themselves. I think that sounds like a grand idea.

[foundafamily]

[Oops. Firo is only just now realizing this wasn't a good idea.]

Weakness 2: Can't take a joke.

[Go big or get killed horribly in space go home.]

[misterbrief]

That's too bad. I think it would be a good learning experience for you.

[He didn't figure Firo would agree to that.]

You tell a poor joke.

[foundafamily]

How would you know? You never joke!

[Firo considers himself pretty funny, okay.

...Though probably most of the people he talks to would agree with Vegeta.]

[misterbrief]

[They can both be in the club of telling not so great jokes]

On the contrary. I can be quite the comedian when I want to be. [Usually it's in a life or death fight though so no one ever gets to see it.]

[foundafamily]

[And then they can both threaten people until they laugh!]

Hey, you can talk all you want, but I'm not gonna believe you until you do it.

[misterbrief]

[It's a match made in heaven

or hell]

Alright then. I'll let you know when my next stand up act is. I guarantee it'll be a real killer.

[But the way he says that sounds dangerous.]

[foundafamily]

[Probably the latter.]

You do stuff like that..?

[Firo doesn't usually get puns, but he's pretty sure he's heard that "killer" line in movies before.]

...Wait, was that the joke?

[Shockingly, he's actually asking and not just being sarcastic.]

[misterbrief]

That's right. [He feels as if trash talking Firo during a fight probably wouldn't do anything. Maybe he should give up now.]

I wasn't sure if it was going to get through to that pea-sized brain of yours.

[foundafamily]

Hey, it's not my brain that's the problem! Your joke was stupid, just like I thought it'd be!